September 2004 Links

Perhaps it was Ginger who headed the CIA's Iraqi intelligence effort.

Have fun creating an FBI hottie for Ginger to boff during lonesome off-duty hours.

There were laughs aplenty whenever we used to fire up Ol' Sparky.

At your next office party, be sure to wear appropriate business-casual attire.

In view of the current office holder, we think "The Presidential Collection" is a perfect name for this furniture line.

If you don't have all the ingredients, we might have some dragon's blood lying around here somewhere.

And why not use the best accessories to whip it all up?

Jack ordered the Colt model, Eric ordered the Stallion and unsurprisingly Eric is getting way more attention.

If you download this, you might get breath that smells like half-digested housefly.

We think Abercrombie could sell a boatload of these ultra-sexy cargo short accessories.

May 2004 Links

Sure, he's brilliant. But we gave him all our money because of his unerring sense of style.

As far as we can tell, upper body parts don't count as sin.

Cute! Sweet! Adorable! Not at all horrifying!

Sounds like just another Saturday evening in the Castro to us.

Like our friend Shannon's grandmother always says, "If you want the 60-incher, it's just good sense to pay a little extra for the pre-lubricated tip."

When you've got quality merchandise, why throw away money on the photo shoot?

And the right mannequin will always boost sales.

Luxury appointments such as fireplace with remote are best appreciated at 75mph.

Moistening and testing might be OK--it's the collecting part that sounds a little icky.

Let's stay in tonight, make some popcorn, snuggle up and watch a video.

April 2004 Links

When you get married here, your wedding will be taped free, they just won't tell you about it til later.

She is so very beautiful. And generous and sweet and ladylike too.

We love divas. But we must know what "Sitemaster Level Only" is and how we get to be in it.

With the economic recovery in its third year of not being real, perhaps a career change makes sense.

Bikers make us slightly uncomfortable but also kind of hot and bothered.

We'd sell our Partridge Family lunchbox for His tuna casserole recipe.

In the music business, it isn't enough to have talent. Looks are quite important too.

Wear them on the course or save for a very special occasion.

Ah, so this is what he does well.

February 2004 Links

I'm Ashley, I'm six years old and I just want world peace.

Sadly, not every child has Ashley's can-do spirit.

What couldn't America achieve if every Ashley had equal access to perfect scrunchies?

There can never be enough great art.

Some great art is even wearable.

Some great art is useful too.

Other great art is even more useful.

If great art makes you kinda excited, make sure to wrap your vital parts tightly before bed.

Maybe the problem is that our dear leader wrapped his vital parts too tightly and they shrank.

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January 2004 Links

We've tried them all and yet we're still gay.

It isn't a good war unless you cut off their penises at the end.

And speaking of war, pageant life sounds kinda similiar.

Eric had a Big Wheels when he was little, now he wants one of these.

It's hard to find tasteful hair bows for Bowser.

And then when Bowser's all dolled up, of course you want him to smell nice.

Should you be the pony or the master? Anyway, giddyup.

Picky Christian daters probably don't worry about who's the pony and who's the master.

There is no "I" in team.

Jack is still a little dubious about the idea that none of them were gay.

We find all of our most favorite music by watching TV.

You might want to read this before playing hide the salami in certain world capitals.

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